Senzational! Reporterii nostri au gasit dovada ca olandezul a vandut meciul cu Intenational. Dupa doua zile de munca sustinuta, am reusit, in sfarsit, sa intram in posesia stenogramei convorbirii telefonice dintre Mark Wotte si un apropiat al lui Benone Lazar, patronul de la Curtea de Arges. Dupa care l-am chemat pe Adrian Mititelu in birourile noastre pentru a-i arata stenograma. Asa cum era de asteptat, patronul de la Craiova s-a infuriat teribil si a luat decizia de a-l suspenda pe olandez din functie.
In curand: filmul cu reactia patronului craiovean atunci cand a vazut ce i-a facut Wotte!
Iata ce s-a discutat:
- Hello, Mister Wotte, how are you?
- Hello, hello, I’m fine, thank you, who is this?
- I’m a friend of Mister Benone, you know, from Curtea de Arges, Master Manole, you know, building, Ana…
- A, yes, yes, hello, my friend, hello
- Mister, you like romanian girls,right?
- (rade)Aaa, beautiful girls, yes, yes
- You want some romanian girls, Mister?
- Of course I want, but I can’t…you know…me hungry…no money….4 months, no money.
- I know, I know, let me tell you a secret, Mark. May I call you Mark, right?
- Of course, my friend.
- Mark, Mititelu is poor. No money. But you know, maybe we can help you…
- How can you help me, friend?
- Mark, let’s talk like men: you give us points, we give you girls. Sounds fair?
- How many, my friend?
- Okay…3, I guess.
- (un pic suparat – hai ca se lauda da-l dreacu)…Okay, Mark I send you 3 beautiful girls.
- (rade) 3 girls…A, no, no, no, you got it wrong, my friend. I was talking about points. I can give you 3 points.
- (rade in hohote)…aaa, ok, I was a little surprised, I mean, you know, its’ not like you are 20 years old so you can deal with 3 romanian girls at the same time
- Of course not, my friend, 2 girls will be enough.
- So the deal is: 2 girls, 3 points. Ok? Now, how we do it, Mark? Will you inform the players?
- Are you crazy? The players won’t do that for anything in the world. They love Mititelu too much, they love the public too much, you know, the sensationals, the Severin crazy guys, you know.
- So, how we do this, Mark?
- We do like this, friend. I will tell you the secrets of our team and you can work on that, ok?
- Ok, Mark, tell me.
- First: there is no need to keep one of your man at Mihai Costea. He is a big star, so he plays football only once in 10 games, and this game will not be one of them. You better put a second man to mark Dina, because he is a real worker and fights hard to score and to prove Napoli that he is good. Second: do you have in your team a black player that is very fast?
- Yes, we have.
- Then, I’ll put Buleica on the right side. He is very slow and he’s really terrified by black players. And if he plays good, I’ll replace him with Badoi who is, haha, my age, I guess. And also I will tell my players that Radut, from your team, is a weak player, something like our Craciun, and they should not give him attention. Well, that should be enough for you to win, my friend.
- Ok, Mark, we have a deal. Go to your room and get ready for a surprise: Romanian girls are coming, hehe…
- One more thing, my friend. I am an honest man and don’t want to cheat you. If something happens, I will let you know, ok?
- What do you mean, Mark, what can happen?
- Don’t know how to tell you…sometimes, Mititelu wants to be the one who does the tactics for the game, you know, and he tells me who to send on the field and how to play. But I hope he will not do this for this game, because he did it against Urziceni and he lost badly and now his confidence is very low, you know. Bu if he does, I will inform you, my friend.
- Ok, Mark, we’ll take the chance, good luck with the girls. You will need it!
(rad amandoi)
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aoleuuu ce-am ras…asta e cea mai proasta facatura pe care numai niste copii o pot crede…
1.olandezul vorbeste perfect engleza….cel ce a postat facatura…si care a si conceput-o vorbeste engleza ca un pusti de liceu industrial..si asa-l pune si pe olandez sa se exprime
2.numai un nebun ar pune botul la telefon de vorba cu cineva pe care nu-l cunoaste..
4. auzi pune un negru la bulibasa al meu din echipa…cat de tareeeeee
3…si cea mai tare….mesterul manole, ana, yaou know!!!asta le intrece in dobitocenie pe toate
Si mie mi se pare ca e facatura. Nu recunostea ala cu atata nonsalanta ca-i mai face Mititelu echipa.
Hai mai repede cu filmul, ca altfel nu cred.
Pentru idioții de sub mine , a-ți auzit de bâză ,băi ?
Foarte tare ozzy , așteptăm episodul 7 El Grande comandante!
Da, A-M auzit
Miroase de la o posta ca discutia asta e “facatura”.Nu stiu ce sa mai cred de Mititelu incep sa cred ca s-a ales praful de echipa,vom fi abonati laB
Citind unele din comentariile de mai sus, imi explic de ce am ajuns unde am ajuns
Hai frate:
-1 discuta Wotte asta prin telefon si mai grav,ala de la Arges cand stia ca tunurile sunt puse pe stenograme,mai ales dupa faza cu Penescu?
-2 credeti ca un antrenor ca Wotte vindea un meci pentru 2 femei????
-3 citit ce pueril,scurt si fara substanta veritica e dialogul
-4 cred ca singura faza adevarata din dialog e aia cu ;”me no money,hungry,4 mounths”
-5 Mititelule,esti penibil si mai penibil ca recurgi la dastea:PLEACA!
eu zic ca i-a dat-o pe Ana, zidita!
Bravo, uite o analiza fina si la obiect. E clar ca e doar un alt site platit de Mititelu, care nu mai stie ce sa faca cu banii.
un mare JEG acest mititelu (nu merita scris cu litera mare)
facatura. Wotte vorbeste engleza mult mai bine, nu ca un pusti de liceu, deoarece cred ca doar un pusti de 15 ani putea sa faca discutia asta penibila.
Din cate stiu ozzy are inregistrarea originala a convorbirii telefonice. Cred ca daca vor fi tot mai multe voci care contesta transcrierea va decide sa puna pe blog si materialul audio, desi ar putea insemna ca is va decospira sursele.
vrajeala de 3 lei
cand vad cati idioti cred ce a scris ozzy si nu-si dau seama ca a fost o ironie evidenta, nici nu ma mai mir de ce ne-am ales cu un astfel de patron
Felicitari ozzy!!!
Probabil urmarea va fi : Ce iti mai place sa faci blaturi Mititelule !
Acest ozzy nu e decat un destabilizator, un vandut, un huligan.
Ma jur pe ce-am mai scump, pe viata mea ca tot ce-am zis de olandejul asta e adevarat.Sa mor io, ma jur pe Gabitza, … , ba nu, pe Gabitza nu ma jur ca era s-o mai omor o data.
Ce-o avea cu astia din Severin, astia sunt suporteri adevarati, senzationalii astia.In plus, sunt si usor de prostit, inghit usor orice ca***…
PS: Se pare ca exista si oameni cu IQ mai mic ca al Mititelui.Greu de crezut, dar exista…